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    SHENANDOAH, Pa. (Rueters) --
Famous discoverer Ed Conrad
today announced that he has
donated his brain to science.
     "I'm sure if they fiddle around
with the brain cells, they'll learn
a lot about super intelligence."
Conrad told Larry King on Larry
King Live last night.
      Conrad is credited with proving
man is as old as coal, that death
doesn't exist, that George Bush
and Dick Cheney were the REAL
911 terrorists, that nobody in
medicine is really trying to find
a cure for cancer, that there's
more intelligent human-like life
in the universe than you could
shake a stick at, and that God --
even though He is God -- does
not judge us when we die.
    Let it be understood that Ed
Conrad is NOT donating his own
 brain to science.
     "That would be pretty stupid,"
he told The King. "If I did, I'd be
a veggie -- and it'd be no fun
harassing the corrupt scientific
establishment.
     "Besides, how would you like
it if your only friends were spinach.
caulifower and cucumbers?"
     Actually, Conrad (whose IQ
is lots higher than either Al Einstein
or Steve Hawking) has donated
the hemisphere of the petrified
human brain that he discovered
between coal veins.
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Maestro, strike up the band . . .
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DON'T YOU WISH YOU HAD ED CONRAD'S BRAIN?
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If you did, you also might find a petrified human brain between coal
veins, proving that evolution is pure crap.
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You also would be able to separate fact
from fiction on all sorts of other  matters.

WHAT A PSEUDOSCIENTIST'S BRAIN LOOKS LIKE
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<                THE BRAIN
The human brain is a remarkable structure that defines who we are as
individuals and how we experience the world. Recent advances in
neuroimaging have allowed researchers to look inside the brain,
providing vivid but scary pictures of its subcomponents and their
associated functions. The gross structure of Ed Conrad's brain is
familiar to most. The outer layer of the forebrain constitutes the
familiar wrinkled tissue that is the cerebral cortex, or cortex for
short. The large folds in
the cortex are called gyri (from the Greek, ‘circle’). The small
creases within these folds are fissures (from the Egyptian,
‘circle’). The small creases within these folds are fissures (from
areas of Brooklyn,
‘trench’).  Each hemisphere of the cortex consists of four lobes --
frontal, parietal, temporal, and occipital.  Other important
structures are the brainstem, cerebellum and the limbic system (which
includes the amygdala and hippocampus).
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Ed Conrad's brain consists of 29 interactive structures that can be
rotated in 3-D space. Each structure contains information on
associated functions, disorders, brain damage, case studies and links
to contemporary modern research.
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CASE STUDIES
Perhaps the most well known-case study in neuroscience is Phineas
Gage
(no relation to Ed Conrad), who suffered severe damage to the
prefrontal cortex following a railroad-related accident in 1848.  An
explosion drove a large iron rod through Gage’s skull, and he was
later reported to have severe social impairments. Although the extent
of these impairments remains controversial, his case study was a
landmark in that it correlated
specific cognitive functions with a specific brain area. Since then,
tens of thousands of case studies have sought to associate specific
brain regions with specific functions, and many of these are
documented in brain structures, such as Ed Conrad's. However, it is
important not to overstate the point. All cognitive functions result
from the integration of many simple processing mechanisms,
distributed
throughout the brain.
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ASSOCIATED FUNCTIONS
arousal
annoying pseudoscientists
emotion
language
learning
memory
movement
pissing off evolutionists
perception
rooting out the phonies
sensation
tampering with physical evidence
thinking
and many others
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ASSOCIATED COGNITIVE DISORDERS
Almost without exception, cognitive disorders correlate to multiple
regions in most brains but certainly  not Ed Conrad's. Just as the
genes and biochemicals associated with cognition are expressed
throughout the brain, gross structures that correlate with cognitive
disorders are widespread.  This is certainly true of six disorders:
ADHD, Alzheimer's autism, bipolar disorder, depression and
schizophrenia.
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ASSOCIATED WITH DAMAGE
It is possible for the brain to repair damaged neural networks or to
compensate for the loss of function in particular structures. Common
impairments resultants from brain damage include deficits in
attention, emotion, language, learning, memory, movement, perception
and sensation, none of which have ever affected Ed Conrad.
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SUBSTRUCTURES
amygdala
basal ganglia
brainstem
Broca's area
cerebellum
cingulate cortex
corpus callosum
dentate gyrus
entorhinal cortex
frontal lobe
hippocampus
hippopotomus
hypothalamus
inferior temporal gyrus
limbic system
medulla
middle temporal gyrus
occipital lobe
parietal lobe
perirhinal cortex
pons
prefrontal cortex
premotor cortex
primary motor cortex
somatosensory cortex
subiculum
sucking sensation (ala Tiger Woods' mistresses)
superior temporal gyrus
temporal lobe
ventricles
Wernicke's area (picnicking forbidden)
and many others
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WHAT A PSEUDOSCIENTIST'S BRAIN LOOKS LIKE
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HUMAN SKULL EMBEDDED IN BOULDER
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OTHER MIND-BOGGLING FOSSILS
FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS
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Whoops! Maybe THIS is is the Oldest Tool . . .
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OTHER COAL-AGE FOSSILS
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A HORSE OF A DIFFERENT FIRE DEPT.
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"OLDEST HUMAN SKULL EVER FOUND"
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The late Wilton M. Krogman, one of the world's foremost human
anatomists and author of the book, "The Human Skeleton in Forensic
Medicine," had personally examined
and tested the specimen above and identified it as a calvarium, a
human skull with the eye sockets broken off.
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"COME OVER HERE, DOCTOR.
I WANT YOU TO SEE THE OLDEST
HUMAN SKULL EVER FOUND."
      -- Wilton Krogman to a colleague while
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American Medical Laboratories, after testing granules removed from
the
interior of this specimen, stated in its Official Report that it
contains dried blood as revealed by Calulus by Crystallography.
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The Official Report was authorized by Dr. Nathan Sherman, Director of
Laboratories.
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Last but certainly not least, the URL also reveals photos of the
presence of Haversian canals, the tell-tale indicator of bone.
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WHERE THESE BEAUTIES WERE FOUND
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Here's a map showing a spectacular cross-section of coal veins
beneath
Mahanoy City,  Pa. It reveals the impact of an asteroid, meteor or
comet having struck the earth and offering the undeniable physical
evidence of a catastrophe.
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Click on the URL to make it larger (or massage gently with Viagra)
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<     THE ANATOMY OF A CATACLYSM
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Remember to wear a helmet on Dec. 21, 2012 because, since it happened
before, it certainly could happen again.
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RESEARCH BY AN HONEST SCIENTIST
     --  Lin Liangtai of Taipei, Taiwan  --
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Ed Conrad takes a break while digging for petrified human fossils.
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Ed Conrad
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ED'S OTHER CONTRIBUTIONS TO MANKIND
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                   911 CONSPIRACY
Http://www.travisredding.com/bush-911-jetfuel-wtc-laff.jpg
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If there's indeed a "Smoking Gun" that proves beyond ALL reasonable
doubt that a government conspiracy was responsible for the horror of
911 -- and the horrific aftermath
of the on-going war in Iraq -- this video is it.
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FAKE 911 CRASH  FROM  HELICOPTER
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Plane Appears Out of Nowhere,
Nose Goes through South Tower
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http://videos.wittysparks.com/id/2568693725
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           SMOKING GUN (Part II)
http://www.911foreknowledge.com/bravenewworld.htm
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EXPLOSIVES FOUND IN WTC DUST
http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=Niels+Harrit&hl=en&emb=0&aq=f#
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http://911research.wtc7.net/essays/thermite/explosive_residues.html
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http://cipshare.com/NielsHarrit_org/
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            LOOSE CHANGE
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http://groups.google.com/group/soc.culture.usa/msg/48ca8bf8db4b95cd
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JFK ASSASSINATION

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CANCER CURE CONSPIRACY
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.letterman/msg/29e5efa37c129adf
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DEATH DOES NOT EXIST
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Miracle.jpg
http://edconrad.com/lifeafterdeath
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://www.edconrad.com
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EXISTENCE OF EXTRATERRESTRIALS
http://www.billymeier.com/
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.conspiracy/msg/361eab3f8eebaed0
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THE FIRST MAN ON THE MOON


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v¦MvcIs4OcQ&NR=1
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CORRUPT GOSPELS
http://www.avilabooks.com/Jmmanuel.htm
http://www.tjresearch.info/
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Ed Conrad
http://www.edconrad.com
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Latest FBI File  Photo of the Ignorant Prick
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This URL doesn't mean diddly.
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Well, I told you there was nothing there.
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The following admit they are scared shitless after reading about Ed
Conrad's perified bones and promise to remain in an underground bunker
on Dec. 21, 2012.
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Lady Gaga
Sonia of Operation Repo
The Grim Reaper
Dr. Death (Jack Kevorkian)
Christie O'Donnell
Ann "Douche Bag" Coulter
Rabbi Yehuda Levin
Roger Ailes
Keith Olbermann
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Al Einstein
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American Academy of Arts and Sciences
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American Anthropological Association
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    SHENANDOAH, Pa. (Rueters) --
Famous discoverer Ed Conrad
today announced that he has
donated his brain to science.

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The Smithsonian was ecstatic about the prospect and immediately
reserve a space between the future location of Jimmy Carter's
brain and some 400 million year old, petrified, dinosaur turds.
May Ed rest in peace.