Anderson 14 Jan 2007 I just saw the sneak preview and cannot believe how inadvertently, screamingly funny this season is going to be! But first, props to poor Kimberly for having to move to flyover country in disgrace after her husband's arrest for assault last summer but still being able to spin it that the move was for health reasons, since people obviously don't get skin cancer in Chicago. Secondly, the new housewife (Tammy?) gets the "Poor Lil Ole Me" award for not only having to move out of her obscenely large marital home after getting a divorce, not only for having her next Barbie Dream Castle flooded (was that during The Great Coto Flood of '05?), not only for having to suffer the indignity of driving a lesser car than her teenaged daughter, not only for being part of three generations of women who'v abused hair products, but for spawning a foul-mouthed, overplucked, tattooed, platinum-hued porn-star wannabe and thinking that she's merely a "free-thinker." Such delusions usually get you a lifetime prescription for lithium. Thirdly, Jo as recording artist. Jo thinking she's incredibly hot to be a brunette and invited to the Playboy Mansion (how much you wanna bet she was wearing her French maid's outfit at the time and she went in the service entrance?). I do, however, think Jo's future does lie in commercial work. Her forehead's so big she could rent it out for billboard space. For being such an avid cyclist, I would have thought Slade would know to wear a helmet when cycling. But having suffered a few spills and getting knocked on the head would explain A LOT. Slade also looks to have packed on a pound. Or thirty. Nice to see that Vicki continues to win friends and influence people. Having lived in that area before, I know I've heard something about that Duff guy. I'm going to have to check around and see what the story is on him. Jeanna, Jeanna, Jeanna. Why can't all of your children be "golden"? Why do you let your daughter call you a dirty whore? And why does Shane aspire to be K-Fed? And, finally, our Mother-of-the-Year Lauri. Wow, what a catch you made! And what natural-looking hair he has! And I'll bet all those high-priced call girl outfits he buys you in St. Tropez (the only place in the world, by the way, where you look subtle) make you totally forget that you have young kids at home that need you! What a lucky thing for you! And yes, you are just like the Brady Bunch! All you need now is a shag, a nice split-level and a wacky housekeeper and the transformation will be complete! Let the good times roll!