Kellogg's to fugly Frankenstein mushmouth Michael Phelps -- Bong hits aren't grr

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Better pick up a box at your local supermarket, IF you can. It's now a
collector's item.


Kellogg to Phelps -- Bong Hits Aren't Grrrrreat!

Apparently the taste of Kellogg's Frosted Flakes are not supposed to
bring out the pothead in you -- because the company is officially
kicking Michael Phelps to the curb.

After the bong shots surfaced, Kellogg was none too happy with their
spokes-dolphin, and have just released the following statement: "We
originally built the relationship with Michael, as well as the other
Olympic athletes, to support our association with the U.S. Olympic
team. Michael's most recent behavior is not consistent with the image
of Kellogg. His contract expires at the end of February and we have
made a decision not to extend his contract."

Interesting move ... considering Frosted Flakes are great for the

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Speedo Clings to Phelps After Bong Shots

Filed under: Talk Sports, Michael Phelps


Phelps Gets Bonged by USA Swimming

Michael Phelps has been suspended for three months by USA Swimming
after the whole bong thing.

The organization has cut off financial support to Phelps for the three
months as well.

USA Swimming said, "This is not a situation where any anti-doping rule
was violated, but we decided to send a strong message to Michael
because he disappointed so many people, particularly the hundreds of
thousands of USA Swimming member kids who look up to him as a role
model and a hero."

Michael won't fight the punishment.

See Also
Phelps Might Blow Off 2012 After Bonggate

Filed under: Talk Sports, Michael Phelps
You want him so bad. Don't ya??

Sure. Why not? Put a paper bag over his head and I'd do him. He's got
a hot body and judging by the size of his bulge in his Speedos, he's
got a healthy-sized dick. I've always said that. Nothing wrong with an
ugly man liking marijuana, either. But IS he retarded? 'Cause I think
it's illegal to take advantage of the mentally handicapped.
Yeah, Phelps smoked a bong but what about the lives of those cereal
executives (I'm sure they aren't as white as snow) and you can bet
your check that many of the workers smoke too living in that cold cold
Yeah, Kellogg's are asshole shitheads.  Big deal...the fucking guy did
a couple swats at a party during his down time.  Yes, I'm sure all the
little swimmers are so let down by it that they can't even smoke their
own bongs.  But if you've ever been to Battle Creek, MI, you will see
that the entire city worships cereal like it's a god, despite the fact
that Kellogg's products are covered in sugar and preservatives.  But
that's OK, huh?

People are fucking assholes.