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Zhu
My first immediate thought when they showed Mr Friendly coming out from 
the jungle was: "OMG SANTA CLAUS!"

After I stopped laughing my ass off, I realized it makes sense.

They only take the "good" people, right?! RIGHT?! They're at the North 
Pole but instead of it being all snowy and happy it's jungle'y and 
dangerous!

And the people who are taken are turned into Elves and forced into 
slave-labor!

Lastly, the polar bear = North Pole.
                                            
John
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Right and Santa comes down from the sky and drops rations on them.
                                            
Grue
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that could explain why nobody heard a plane...reindeer!

Zeke's making a list
He's checking it twice,
Gonna find out who's naughty and nice
Dharma Claus is coming to town!