There is Life on other planets.

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There is Life on other planets.

Everyone in the 'scientific community' repeat after me...


There is Life on other planets
There is Life on other planets
There is Life on other planets

go on..

There is Life on other planets
There is Life on other planets
There is Life on other planets

All together now..

There is Life on other planets
There is Life on other planets
There is Life on other planets


Nevermind that there is not
a single shred of evidence that Life exist elsewhere.

Nevermind that there is no
proof that Life exist elsewhere.


This could happen any day soon..
This could happen any day soon..
This could happen any day soon..

You must continue the Faith
You must continue the belief

Gather together and hold hands
and repeat:

"There's a ship coming"
"There's a ship coming"
"There's a ship coming"

And in that ship will be...your Salvation.


So, nevermind that there is not
a single shred of evidence that Life exist elsewhere.

Continue your search for Life elsewhere..even if you haven't even 
figured out what "Life" is...or even defined it..

You must continue to have..Faith.

I will die for you so that you can have the freedom to practice your...religion.

There is Life on other planets. You don't need proof or evidence, just have faith.

"There's a ship coming...This could happen any day soon"

And in that ship will be...your Salvation.



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The Starmaker Cosmic Ministry


In New York call (646) 480-6649
                                            
throopwsheolorg
: Everyone in the 'scientific community' repeat after me... 
: 
: There is Life on other planets 
: There is Life on other planets
: There is Life on other planets

Why should anybody repeat that?  Do you have evidence that there is?

: Nevermind that there is no
: proof that Life exist elsewhere.

So... you would like people to ignore that there's no evidence of 
life elsewhere?  Why should anybody isnore that?  Scientists don't.

: You must continue to have..Faith. 

I'll just wait for the evidence, like most scientists do.
                                            
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This could happen any day soon..
This could happen any day soon..
This could happen any day soon..
                                            
bjacoby
Obviously low on meds. Reminder: Make an appointment with your 
psychiatrist SOON!
                                            
throopwsheolorg
: This could happen any day soon..
: This could happen any day soon..
: This could happen any day soon..

Lots of things *coild* happen.
Do you have any evidence that it *will*?
Or for that matter, that it won't?
Or do you just have faith that it won't?
                                            
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How many years have people on earth been waiting, 200000 years?

This could happen any day soon..

Just wait for the evidence, like most scientists do.

Have Faith.


It's all you got..

The Starmaker
                                            
throopwsheolorg
: Just wait for the evidence, like most scientists do. 
: 
: Have Faith. 

Why should I have faith?  I wait for evidence so I don't have
to have faith.  This "faith" stuff seems more like your schtick.
                                            
The
This "faith" is all the 'scientific community' has left... 

Faith is the belief that something is true, real, or will happen.

Waiting for the evidence is just like waiting for Jesus Christ to return.

No proof, no evidence...just the belief that there is Life on other planets,
and the proof could come any day soon..

cosmic religion.


Two hundred thousand years have passed since people existed, and
still no proof, no evidence that there is Life on other planets.

Yet...you Wayne continue to wait for the evidence? 

Faith is all you have. 


The Starmaker


The scientist are your Salvation. Faith is the belief without evidence.

Just repeat after me:

There is Life on other planets
There is Life on other planets
There is Life on other planets
..the proof could come any day soon.

Have Faith.
                                            
throopwsheolorg
: Waiting for the evidence is just like waiting for Jesus Christ to return. 

Maybe the way you do it, but if so, you're doing it wrong.
Waiting for Christ assumes there is a Christ, and that "he'll be bach"
like Schwarzenegger.  Waiting for evidence doesn't assume there is any,
it merely means not making a conclusion without it.   Note that
hypothetical statements aren't conclusions.
                                            
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No, it's the way You do it.

You waiting just like everyone else...for the last 200000 years.


You're probably thinking your alien friends on another planet
are siting at home watching TV...or going outside to play...baseball
now.
                                            
throopwsheolorg
: You're probably thinking your alien friends on another planet

Haven't got any friends on another planet.
If I did, I wouldn't be waiting for evidence, now would I?
You might at least pretend to remain consistent.
                                            
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What are you going to do when your alien friends from another planet come? Are you
going to invite them to your house and show them your collection of Mozart records?

You're going to lie to them and say, "This is what we listen to on Earth."

They are going to look at your wife and say "I want some of that!"


The Starmaker
                                            
Quadibloc
Yes, Mozart can be pretty sexy:



Incidentally, the singer, here billed as "Geisha", is Elle Yana.

John Savard
                                            
throopwsheolorg
: What are you going to do when your alien friends from another planet
: come?  Are you going to invite them to your house and show them your
: collection of Mozart records? 

Since these are entirely hypothetical friends of your own invention,
it would depend entirely on what would hypothetically have made us
friends.  Mozart is unlikely.

: You're going to lie to them and say, "This is what we listen to on
: Earth."

I can't think of *any* hypothetical circumstance where I'd say that.
Seriously, what could *possibly* make me want to say such a bizarre thing?

: They are going to look at your wife and say "I want some of that!"

That would hypothetically be up to her.  I suspect she'd quickly
become un-friends with them.  She doesn't much go for the objectification
thing.  But hey, if that's what gets *you* off, good luck with it,
and enjoy your newest nadir of waste-of-oxygen-hood.
                                            
nunybidnes
Might try Bach.


  Mark L. Fergerson
                                            
Quadibloc
Yes, mathematics is more likely to be held in common than emotion, so
if their auditory systems make harmonics significant to them, it just
might work.

John Savard
                                            
bjacoby
Hopefully they won't be vegetarians and we can point to you and tell 
them that, "Starmaker", serves no useful human purpose here if they'd 
like to experiment with recipes. Hopefully they'll be thankful.
                                            
The
Biology is not a universal law.
                                            
bjacoby
And obviously, neither is intelligence.
                                            
The
I don't see any evidence of 'intelligence' anywhere...certaintly it
doesn't exist on earth. Can
you point it any evidence here on earth?
                                            
Walter
There is a couple living more or less in seclusion in a gated 
community on Maui that qualifies.
                                            
The
Why is it gated?
                                            
Walter
To keep you out.
                                            
The
Gates are not to keep me out...cause 'gates' cannot keep me out.
The gates are to keep...the honest people out.
                                            
The
If aliens from another planet come searching for 'intelligent life' on earth,
they should go to the gated community in Maui and meet...Pablo Escobar.

The Starmaker

or maybe...
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970204468004577169151385594744.html
                                            
The
Pablo Escorbar will probably ask the aliens, "How many pounds of cocaine can you transport in your flying saucer?"
                                            
The
They are probably afraid I might steal their drugs..

it's not so intelligent...gates never stop me.

You just climb over a gate!


The Starmaker


I climbed over fences as tall as buildings..I learned from watching
the movie "West Side Story"..
                                            
Bill
[to the starfaker]


Oh, wait, I know that one, Alex!  It's "Why do we have immigration
laws," right?