Jeremiah 12 Oct 2006 1. Conniving, untrustworthy, social climbing backstabber - He took every opportunity to undermine Andy's authority, besmirching his reputation and competence to friends and strangers alike for the sake of improving his own social and professional stature. Even when forced to recant his false accusations under the guise of an apology it was usually only to save face. 2. Dangerous threat with firearms - Ignoring the strict, direct orders of his superior and the primary rules of law enforcement, he repeatedly fired his weapon in a reckless and irresponsible manner, usually only barely avoiding wounding or killing innocent bystanders. 3. Scofflaw and destroyer of public and private property - He nearly burned down his place of residence by ignoring the in-house rules about cooking in his room. Once evicted he then used the courthouse for his illicit trysts with Thelma Lou and for free housing at the taxpayers' expense. He was responsible for the destruction of more public property, particularly through car crashes, bullet holes and broken windows, than even Ernest T. Bass or the entire Darling family. However, unlike them he was never fined, incarcerated, ostracized or exiled unless self-imposed. 4. Pettiness in authority He was constantly applying an unwieldy, inflexible interpretation of the law to dole out the harshest possible penalties to elderly women, illiterate farmers, out of towners and otherwise law abiding citizens - in other words, anyone he felt he could intimidate without fear of retribution. When confronted with the possibility of physical altercation he ran and hid like a snivelling coward and then lied to cover up the fact.