tv problems

TV Arts

I just bought a new Sanyo 27" tv. The picture is fine and the sound is
great but every channel I put it on I see two men performing oral sex
on each other. One man has a butthole the size of the Grand Canyon and
he lets this soul brother with two feet of slingin meat screw him. I
sure would like to find another channel! Any suggestions?
Tell "trotsky" and what's-his-name to duck so you can watch what's
 on TV unobstructed.